Saturday, April 14, 2007

What is it that ails you?

Greetings and salutations fellow metal heads from all over the world! Why is it that you visit my office on this fine evening? Is it for that voice in the back of your head yearning for something aggressive? Or is it that little tickle in the back of your throat that wants you to SCREEAAM!!! Well sir I do have the prescription for what has become of you. Oh yes, I do indeed. Just let me fill out some paper work and you will have your ears full of metal in no time.

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